Ask Governor Ratcliffe
((HAPPAY BIRFDAI? ;7; ))

((OHHEY. Thank you!))

BON ANNIVESAIRE!!!!! *confetti and whatnot*

((MERCI BEAUCOUP, MES AMIS!.))

OOC: So it’s my birthday in about eight hours

I like Lithuania and sheep, in case you were interested.

No, just kidding. But anyway, I finally have the opportunity to use this gif:

“Pst. Pssssst.”

alrightcuba:

-silently herds random passers by in a boatward direction-

http://ratcliffesboatparty.chatango.com/

….

Don’t you have your own rickety boat?

And, as it is quite obvious, I am the classiest of them all.

And, as it is quite obvious, I am the classiest of them all.

((But Ratcliffe is the most lemons of them all.))

((But Ratcliffe is the most lemons of them all.))

beard-is-so-twisted replied to your chat: OOC: Jafar, This Actually Happened

(( ajsdioajsd))

((And my brother hates Aladdin. So as soon as he said it, he was all: GO TELL JAFFY NAO.))

@Mulan

every-dynasty:

askgovernorratcliffe:

every-dynasty:

askgovernorratcliffe:

Wiggins nodded, unsure if he was allowed to speak again.

The governor gave him a wary glance before turning back to Mulan. “Well,” he began, swishing his cape a bit. “I’m certainly glad that you have made it here safely. Is there perhaps anything in particular you’d like to do?” he asked her, adjusting the position of his hat.

“Thank you so am I.” She nodded. “Um, I’m not sure to be honest.”

Mulan looked around camp unsure of what there was to do. She saw a few men carrying tools.

Maybe I can help with whatever that is.

“Well, there’s,” the governor paused, trying to think of things in their small settlement that Mulan would be interested in.  ”There’s a river that eventually turns into a waterfall,” he suggested with a slight shrug of his shoulders.

“Oh? That sounds nice.” Mulan tried to imagine it. She had seen waterfalls before back home but…

come to think of it I’ve never seen one up close!

“I’d love to see,” she said taking his hand while smiling.

“Oh, well, then…you shall see it,” he assured her, glancing about to make sure that none of the crew members had seen her take his hand. “Wiggins?”

“Yes, sir?”

“Make sure Ben doesn’t drink all of the wine.”

OOC: Jafar, This Actually Happened
Brother: Yodels are so good.
Me: Really? I've never had one.
Brother: *shocked expression*
Brother: *comes back with Yodel*
Brother: I can show you the world~
OOC:

Did I ever tell you that when someone I like deactivates their account, I start singing the “If I Never Knew You” reprise?

And I’m so grateful to you.

I’d have lived my whole life through.